Random pokemon generator meme

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stolen from :iconcobalt-starlight: and :iconkash-phia:


Rules:
On randompokemon.com, generate one Pokemon for each of these answers.
Tag 5 Pokemon fans!


1. This Pokémon will cook for you for the rest of your life:
Seadra (OMG how?)

2. This Pokémon hates you a lot:
Claydol (gashasjas)

3. You share your bed with this Pokémon:
Musharna (//runs)

4. This Pokémon will sit on your lap when you are on the computer:
Vileplume (no comment lol XDD)

5. This Pokémon is madly obsessed with you in a creepy/romantic manner:
Relicanth (HELPPPPPPPPPPP ;A; )

6. This Pokémon will join your team and stay in it forever:
Timburr (._______.)

7. This Pokemon will kill you slowly and painfully:
Ledyba (HOW)

8. This Pokemon has a mother complex and will cling to you all the time:
Electivire (OMG i hope i won't get shocked by it's electric--)

9. This Pokemon would risk its life to save you from any danger:
Qwilfish (oh..okay)

10. This Pokemon secretly touches you in your sleep:
Chinchou (YAYYYYYY)

11. This Pokemon secretly wants to cuddle with you:
Nidoking (I would get poisoned ;__; )

12. This Pokemon is a spy:
Combee (//chokes)

13. This Pokemon wishes you were never born:
Jolteon (but why?? DDD: )

14. This Pokemon eats everything you make:
Phanpy (that's weird..but thanksssss)

15. This Pokemon forgets you exist sometimes:
Eelektrik (HOW DARE YOU)

16. This Pokemon wants your body.
Mantine (jsahgdjahsgjdas)

17. This Pokemon knows where you live.
Buneary (OMG YES)

18. This Pokemon has made babies with you while you were sleeping.
Trapinch (must be painful.. ;_; )

19. This Pokemon is your long lost brother/sister.
Squirtle (AMG)

20. This Pokemon dreams about you every night.
Gloom (STAY AWAY FROM MEEEE)

21. This Pokemon will marry you in the future.
Electivire (YOU AGAIN?)

22. This Pokemon is you in a different life.
Cranidos (//dies)

23. This Pokemon is your ex and he/she cries over you every day.
Masquerain (come here //sobs)

24. This Pokemon is your future child.
Octillery (eeww ;__; )

25. This Pokemon has a better singing voice than you, and they brag about it all the time.
Latios (...........)

26. This Pokemon has cut off one of your strands of hair and worshipped it for many years.
Jigglypuff (what?)

27. This Pokemon is racist to you and makes fun of your skin color.
Jirachi (NOOOOOO I LOVE YOU ;___; )

28. This Pokemon would catch a grenade for you.
Mareep (...awesome!)

29. This Pokemon was your mom's ex boyfriend in college.
Tentacruel (:iconreactionplz:)

30. This Pokemon is that one idiot that trolled you about your art.
Murkrow (makes sense LOL)

31. This Pokemon is a stripper and wants to meet you.
Happiny (I DON'T BELIEVE THIS)

32. This Pokemon bought you that Snuggie on your birthday.
Yanmega (that's creepy //sobs)

33. This Pokemon wants to ruin your wedding.
Corphish (sounds funny XD)

34. This Pokemon wants to have your babies.
Alomomola (no comment >_>)

35. This Pokemon writes love letters to you but can't afford stamps so you never get them.
Suicune (OMG YESSSSS)

36. This Pokemon stalks you on the internet.
Magmar (.........)

37. This Pokemon talks about you behind your back.
Reshiram (WHUUUUUUTT)

38. This Pokemon works at the car dealership where you will get/ you got your first car.
Remoraid (a car eh..?)

39. This Pokemon wants to/ wanted to go to prom with you.
Forretress (can i reject it? ;____; )

40. This Pokemon lives under your bed.
Pansear (hope my bed won't get burned ;3; )

41. This Pokemon smokes in your driveway when you're not home.
Lunatone (YOUUUUUUUUU)

42. This Pokemon got into your internet connection and used your wifi.
Unown (i wonder how..)

43. This Pokemon is your best friend's REAL best friend.
Paras (//sobs)

44. This Pokemon sings Red Solo Cup to you as a lullaby.
Wynaut (i bet it sounds awful..)

45. This Pokemon TP'd you while you were away.
Liepard (:iconwtfisthisplz:)

46. This Pokemon wants to be you.
Chansey (Greatttttt!)

47. This Pokemon really likes you and thinks the world of you but his/her mother is forcing them to marry some idiot.
Ledyba (go marry that idiot //runs)

48. This Pokemon knows your credit card number. (if you don't have a credit card just pretend you do)
Golurk (F*CK!)

49. This Pokemon killed itself when you left it.
Stantler (//sobs)

50. This Pokemon wants you to tag 4 people.
Probopass (DON'T KILL ME)

I tag...

(no srsly,idk who to tag :iconforeveraloneplz:)

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TheUberchargedGuy217's avatar
That face for Tentacruel though. XD